Cat Food.

So there I was -- starving, as usual.  I told my human I needed food by consistently saying: "FOOD! FOOD!" right next to him, but he wouldn't budge for the longest time.  Finally, have sinking my claws into his leg, I think he got the message. 

I mean, he would have just let me starve to death if I hadn't told him my bowl was empty.

But, I have to admit, he is a pretty good pet.  Sometimes he'll give me this food in a cat.  Its' fucking delicious. It's like crack, if crack was in food form.

Food!

Forget napping, I love food!  Eating is awesome.  These dry pebble things taste so fucking good. Meee-ow. I love food so much, I plagiarized a poem just for food:

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where food belongs.

- Sheelagh Lennon -

Keep being you, food.