So there I was -- starving, as usual. I told my human I needed food by consistently saying: "FOOD! FOOD!" right next to him, but he wouldn't budge for the longest time. Finally, have sinking my claws into his leg, I think he got the message.
I mean, he would have just let me starve to death if I hadn't told him my bowl was empty.
But, I have to admit, he is a pretty good pet. Sometimes he'll give me this food in a cat. Its' fucking delicious. It's like crack, if crack was in food form.